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THC is the primary cannabinoid responsible for the psychoactive effects associated with cannabis. The amount of THC in a product can vary widely based on the method of consumption and the strain at the source of that product. The high that is produced is often enhanced by the “entourage effect” which is a combination of multiple cannabinoids in conjunction with various terpenes and individual body chemistry.
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Dessert in dab form — and it earns every letter of the name.
Meet Gelato Cake Cured Batter from District Cannabis, a 1G indica-hybrid concentrate whipped from premium cured flower into a soft, scoopable batter that loads like a dream. At 69.78% THC, this is the one you reach for when the day's finally done and all you want is the good couch, a good show, and one long, slow exhale. Terpene-rich and smooth, it puts Gelato Cake's signature dessert sweetness front and center.
Flavor & Aroma:
Crack the jar and it greets you sweet — vanilla cake batter swirled with creamy gelato and a soft berry edge. Limonene threads a bright citrus lift through that dessert nose, while caryophyllene tucks a faint cracked-pepper warmth underneath. The inhale rolls in smooth, almost like frosting melting on your tongue, and the exhale turns doughy with a touch of gas. A whisper of linalool's floral softness rounds out the finish, leaving things creamy and lingering — the kind that has you eyeing one more scoop.
How It Feels:
The onset is gentle but unmistakable, a warm wave that settles behind the eyes and lets your shoulders drop. True to its indica-hybrid roots, it leans relaxed and heavy, sinking into the body while limonene keeps your head floating easy and grinning. Caryophyllene and linalool lend a soothing, mellow undercurrent as the calm builds slow and full-bodied. It's the kind of unwind made for landing softly into the night.
Perfect For:
If you live for late-night decompression, sweet-tooth flavor, and dabs that actually melt the tension away, this one's got your name on it. Ideal for low-key evenings, post-work wind-downs, or anyone chasing serious flavor without the harsh edge. Scoop it into your rig or dust it over a pre-roll for extra kick — grab your Gelato Cake Cured Batter at MrGreen before your next slow night in.
Type: Indica-Hybrid · THC: 69.78% · Top terpene: Caryophyllene · Brand: District Cannabis · Format: Concentrate
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